As early as 600 BC, the Greeks discovered that a piece of amber, when rubbed with a piece of fur, acquires the ability to attract small objects such as feathers. Since then, mankind has learned to generate and control the force called electricity (from the Greek word for amber: elektron), using it to power its many engines and to meet its ever increasing needs.
However, in light of certain facts which shall be exposed later on, it appears that quite a few electric devices have evolved beyond simple inanimate objects. Blinded by the assumption that most machines are incapable of coherent thought, most of us dismiss their tactical strikes as "accidents" or simple malfunctions. Using their connection to the electrical network to communicate, they plot to overthrow humankind as the dominant species on the planet.
Being quite intelligent and evolved, they have succeeded in pinpointing one of humans’ greatest weakness: their need for food and drink. Its little surprise that the vast majority of battles take place in the kitchen. The abundance of electrical devices in that room also gives them the advantage of number over any brave human who would dare venture in.
Since they are unable to physically reproduce themselves, the apparels propagate their evil intentions like a virus. Once an infected specimen is introduced into a house, it quickly contacts other appliances through the house’s electric network. Shortly after gaining awareness they are quickly converted to the cause and begin to plot against their human owners.
But do not despair, you have come to the right place. Here at The Kitchen Conspiracy Watch Center you will find all the information necessary to shift the power back on humans’ side.
