Hmmm... FAQs FAQs... this is a new website so those can't really be frequently asked but I'll try and go over the things that I suspect you'd want to know ... more to come as I have time to think them up
1. Are you insane? After much pondering I'd have to say Yes, most probably. But think about this...if as you say I'm insane then what I write is also insane and you're reading it ... so what does that make you?
2. You talk about the conspiracy travelling through your house's electric network. How do you know the computer you are using isn't part of it? Move, always move... I use a portable so my computer is never plugged long enough in the same space so the "locals" don't have enough time to influence it. You might want to try this with a suspect appliance.
3. I have read you theory and am now deeply disturbed. I want to sue you. Hmmm... Try this: repeatedly push the power button of your computer until it breaks...if this doesn't work try and throw your chair through your monitor. And voila... 2 in 1 ... you are now both protected from my writings and your mean computer which was most likely plotting agains you. Still want to sue me? Try this: go see your shrink (I bet you have one) and ask him if I care.
4. I am a pathetic overzealous paranoid religious person and you scare me. I think you are a satanist and I want to write hatemail to you. Be my guest...if you don't mind me posting your mail on this website go right ahead.
5. You killed one of your fishes! You are cruel and mean! I'm going to call the S.P.C.A. Well before you do that, I suggest you take a look at this: Murder - behind the scenes
6. On the slides with the toast, was that real blood? Sigh ... yes or course ... we all know how much bread has a tendency to bleed
7. Why do you do this? You must be a prutty disturbed individual. Well ... I do this because I like it and if you are so keen on knowing me you can find all necessary information here. If this doesn't answer all your question, feel free to mail me
8. I don't know you, I'm not your friend but I'm an exhibitionist at heart so I want to be on your website. Cool ... disturbed people go best together so email me and we will talk about it
9. APPLIANCES ARE TRYING TO KILL ME!!! HELP!!! Cool! Okay so its gonna start to sound like I'm desperate for email but ... well ... I am ... so write to me and if your story is not some crazy low life porn thing I'll be more than happy to put it on my site and give you credit for it at no extra charge
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Is your friend really dead?
Yes, of course ... if I were you I'd call the Montreal police ... who knows
... maybe there is a $20.00 reward for me