Toaster

The big guy, the brain, it doesn't get any bigger than this.  After many years of surveillance and infiltration, our sources point to the toaster as the ringleader.  This is in line with our anticipations.  Considering the fact that toasters were the first kitchen appliance to be sold to the general public, they have had more time to evolve.  There also seems to be a strong correlation between the "age" of a given technology and level of awareness

The toaster comes up with the most devious plans and is not above using psychological warfare

See the Toaster's Attempt to Poison Me

See the Toaster's Attempt to Scare Me

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