The alarm clock goes off and you awaken. Resigned, you get on with your morning routine. Yet another boring day in perspective. After a quick shower you get dressed and proceed downstairs to get something to eat.
All goes well until you notice that you are out of clean plates. Cursing at yourself for failing to set the dishwasher timer properly, you pick one out and start scrubbing it. Absorbed in your task, you fail to notice the black smoke slowly filling the kitchen. That is, until the smoke detector goes off as your toaster spews out two carbonized slices of what used to be bread.
With the aid of a broomstick, you finally manage to silence the damn detector and focus your attention on the coffee maker. You may get to work hungry but if you can have your morning jolt it wont be as bad. Glancing quickly at today's newspaper you take a big sip from your cup...letting the soft warmth course through your body. But then, deep inside your brain an alarm goes off. Something is wrong. The lumps you feel on your tongue and the sour taste confirm your worst fears. As you look for a safe place to get rid of the noxious liquid you head for the sink and spit. It is only then that you realize that you left the water on and that your plate has clogged the drain. To avoid a flood you quickly pluck it out but the mass of your arms added to the volume of water proves to be a bit too much for your small sink as water rushes over the counter and onto your shirt and pants.
Beaten, humiliated, you
give up and head for work; only to get there late, soaked, hungry and thoroughly
demoralized.
Think
this is just another daily mishap? Nothing to worry about?
THINK AGAIN!
You are yet another victim of
THE KITCHEN CONSPIRACY
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